LGBTq2+ Patches
Finding any pride merch is difficult enough outside the month of June, but that search becomes even more exhausting or an outright dead end when your gender identity/orientation is something outside the mainstream. I want to help folx who feel left out by the corporate pride pandering by providing them with affordable patches that are made especially for them. In the order form, you can submit your pride flag, preferably with a link citing its design and associated identity.I am also making pronoun patches, whether you want them to be simple or flashy as all hell. I will make patches for any set of pronouns, although I will do a rudimentary screening to make sure they are not associated with inappropriate figures.Simple designs are $5 CAD, and extras like custom shapes and borders are an extra dollar.
I will not make any merch for MAPs, TERFs, racial fetishizers, etc.
The H.O.V. Line
Hello, ELMTOTS! This is a secret gallery of Transit-themed patches for sale.To order, go to the main website (use the back button above) and follow the order link. In the order form, check off the 'ELMTOT' box and in the main design page, just name the patch you want, put n/a in some of the customization questions, and finish the form.Names are provided below for all patches. The grid is 1cmx1cm for scale. The size cannot be changed as the designs are in a final rendered form.
Buses - $5 Old Flyer, New Flyer, Rapid
SkyTrain Map - $7
Aquabus - $8, comes in two pieces. I have a few prototype patches that are of lower quality for $5. Please specify you want the prototype. This blurb will be taken down once the last prototype has been ordered.
Trains - $5 Marks 1, 2, and 3, Canada Line
MEGA CURSED BRAID SIGN - $8
| Name | Price | Dimensions | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| Nazar | $6 | 2.5" | To ward off evil spirits, invasive thoughts, haunted vibes, or predatory individuals. Place so it looks behind you. |
| Gaymers | $8 | 3" | Proudly wear to make most commenters mad but a few very happy. (customizable border and background colors) |
| Seattle Mudcrabs | $8 | 3.5" tall | A team you definitely all know and love and is for sure real... |
| Do Not Cross | $7 | 4" long | Let people know they need a valid warrant before they're even allowed to say 'hello' |
| Beautiful Transformation | $9 | 2.5" | Ditto loves you and wants you to be the best version of yourself possible, and they bestow their energy unto you. You can choose purple, Gen 2 pink, or shiny trans ditto |
| The Chain | $12 | 4" diam. | "Our Flag Means Death" is one of the best shows I've ever seen. Go watch it if you haven't. This patch is for the people that have waited far too long for a show like this. |
| Bonnet and Blackbeard | $8 each | 2.5x4" | Approximate designs of Blackbeard and the Gentleman Pirate's flags. These are available for totally normal reasons. They were just friends that sailed together :) |
| Lighthouse | $15 | 4"x2.5" | Another 'Our Flag Means Death' patch. A painting for people that need a beacon. |
| &Knuckles | $8 each | ~4" long | It's for the times when you need to find the master emeralds |
This level is a step above patches with a simple shape or composition, whether it's converting pre-existing art or graphics into patches or a more complicated request. These designs usually require more time to render and at least one test to ensure no mechanical complications during embroidering.The first patch is $12, with any additional patches being $8 each
